Best Answer Ever (Grow Op Edition)

The other day we presented a (successful) offer on a fine home owned by a lovely senior couple.  A fairly standard clause in these strange times has the owner warranting that they have never used the property as a marijuana growing operation.

The listing agent properly noted the clause and asked them to confirm that they could so warrant.

Said the grandfatherly owner: "Well, I've pulled on a few, but I never grew it."