Best Answer Ever (Grow Op Edition)

The other day we presented a (successful) offer on a fine home owned by a lovely senior couple.  A fairly standard clause in these strange times has the owner warranting that they have never used the property as a marijuana growing operation.

The listing agent properly noted the clause and asked them to confirm that they could so warrant.

Said the grandfatherly owner: "Well, I've pulled on a few, but I never grew it."

You think renting in Toronto is tough?

I occasionally think about preparing a company for the day when there will be money to be made converting a bunch of those "cute" downtown condos of 400 odd square feet into more capacious 800-ish footers. But 400 feet sounds pretty grand compared to this apartment in Chelsea (New York City).

$1800/month in a good location featuring a "windowed kitchen and full bath".


They don't, however, mention that the kitchen and bath are the same room.